Now, where was that ulcer again? Oh there it is.

So, in addition to coordinating the closing on the condo, and all the other wedding stuff that you are all probably sick of hearing about, we just found out that the resort JUST PLANNED an Ocktoberfest in the bar next to where our ceremony is. WITH AN OOMPA BAND! So while we are trying to have the most significant day of our lives and a sacred event people will be yelling and screaming right outside and being drunk idiots. You might not be able to hear the original music that Michael Strening Jr wrote over the oompa band. To say we are pissed would be the understatement of the year. The resort planner Robert is frantically trying to get them to move the event. We are frantically working on a backup location, and just how much of everything we want comped due to how wildly inconvenient this is. Because really, if this isnt perfect after all we have done to get it that way, we are going to be livid. Now of course, nothing is ever perfect, but an oompa band and yelling drunks? Not within the acceptable realm of not perfect.